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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:21 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  Death just wants to vibe now.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:20 posted by Death’s Subscription App: Pay to Delay Your Fate

  They pitched a sitcom to Netflix: “Everybody Loves Dread.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:19 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  The last time War tried to ride, he pulled a hamstring.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:19 posted by Famine’s TikTok Recipes That Literally Starve Logic

  Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:18 posted by Inside War’s Gamer Cave and Ego Spiral

  Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:17 posted by visit the official source

  War plays Risk but never flips the board anymore.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:17 posted by learn how it all started

  Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:16 posted by read the archived article

  War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:16 posted by Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze

  Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:15 posted by How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster

  Pestilence has 400 unread soul notifications.